WP: "Healthy Lifestyle May Increase Life Expectancy, Research Suggest." NO SH1T... do you really need research to figure this out?
The Atlantic: "Afghanistan Is Your Fault - The American Public now has what it want" - we do not want a botched pull out.
Fortune: "What Causes a Recession? Maybe It's You and How Grumpy You Are About the Economy" - Hmmm... so, my feelings causes recession? Wow, I have to stop thinking bad about recession.
Bloomberg: "Home owners are seeking roommates to help pay their mortgages" - Uh... it's been done for decades.