How did you finally decide to switch to FULL TIME JESUS mode?

[hmgROCK]

<<<Your hmong atheist who just likes to chop meat, eat, and drink budlight


I always wonder how you come to decide to make the switch from shaman to christ
Is it peer pressure???
Is it your parents???

[DuMa]

My hmong boy is starting to go to church.  Well it is because his parents are finally going and he's their driver so he must also attend. 

The stuff he be telling me and the gripe he be spilling at these hmong church. 

Then he and his wife got into an argument and he felt like she is going to divorce him.  I told him that god hates you for spilling hate at his church   

[hmgROCK]

My hmong boy is starting to go to church.  Well it is because his parents are finally going and he's their driver so he must also attend. 

The stuff he be telling me and the gripe he be spilling at these hmong church. 

Then he and his wife got into an argument and he felt like she is going to divorce him.  I told him that god hates you for spilling hate at his church   

Damn

That peer pressure
And family pressure right there
I will just wait in the church parking lot if it was me

 

I like to chop meat, eat, and drink budlight
So going to shaman party is stress free pressure
ALL YOU CAN DRINK FREE BUDLIGHT

Plus watch football

[DuMa]

Damn

That peer pressure
And family pressure right there
I will just wait in the church parking lot if it was me

 

I like to chop meat, eat, and drink budlight
So going to shaman party is stress free pressure
ALL YOU CAN DRINK FREE BUDLIGHT

Plus watch football

They go to church for the wrong reason.  Just because they got older and knowing that death is nearby, the church folks can make arrangements for their funeral.  Plus on the day of them going to church, they got these hmong church folks, going into their homes, my buddy house included and removed all non church icon and such.  His wife was pissed when they took away all of her Buddha statues.  Almost felt robbed.   

He told me to go to his church with him and to battle the pastor because he knows I know my bible kung fu stuff.  I told him that is not how it works plus I don't want no bad omen to following me around.  I respect but never question another man's religion.  Don't believe it but gotta have respect is all they asking for.   

[hmgROCK]

They go to church for the wrong reason.  Just because they got older and knowing that death is nearby, the church folks can make arrangements for their funeral.  Plus on the day of them going to church, they got these hmong church folks, going into their homes, my buddy house included and removed all non church icon and such.  His wife was pissed when they took away all of her Buddha statues.  Almost felt robbed.   

He told me to go to his church with him and to battle the pastor because he knows I know my bible kung fu stuff.  I told him that is not how it works plus I don't want no bad omen to following me around.  I respect but never question another man's religion.  Don't believe it but gotta have respect is all they asking for.   

yea

i saw people tossing away their shaman stuff when they convert
pretty cringe to watch
maybe i will do that too
near my death bed... i will convert

hahahaha

 

[Believe_N_Me]

<<<Your hmong atheist who just likes to chop meat, eat, and drink budlight


I always wonder how you come to decide to make the switch from shaman to christ
Is it peer pressure???
Is it your parents???

Relax. It's not your life.

[hmgROCK]

Relax. It's not your life.

So you just decided one day to make the switch??

Interesting

Did your pastor and friend make you burn all your shaman stuff???


Tell us nonbelievers
We are curious
And this is not to make fun of you

[Visualmon]

I wanna know how hamungROCK get into the church if he was born into Shamanism. That makes no sense. 

[hmgROCK]

I wanna know how hamungROCK get into the church if he was born into Shamanism. That makes no sense. 

How do i get into church??
Easy dog

You just go man

Door is open
They don’t check ID or ask

 

[Visualmon]

How do i get into church??
Easy dog

You just go man

Door is open
They don’t check ID or ask

 

Oh sooooo the pastor grab you by the balls then you go through the door. Okay. 

[hmgROCK]

Oh sooooo the pastor grab you by the balls then you go through the door. Okay. 

Damn dog

Why you hating
I know yall be into them gay stuff at church

 

Is that why yall hating
Cuz yall are gay

[Visualmon]

Damn dog

Why you hating
I know yall be into them gay stuff at church

 

Hmmm... that's where you came from, huh. 

[hmgROCK]

Hmmm... that's where you came from, huh. 

Must be those “hmong dark church”
Where yall have gay sex

 

[Visualmon]

Must be those “hmong dark church”
Where yall have gay sex

 

How did you know? Tell us more since you're into those stuff. 

[Visualmon]

You haven't answer my question from your other posts. 

I attend a church service recently with a relative
And they were just spewing hateful gay comment
It was really hurtful stuff

“God going burn all the gays and transgender”

Like WTF man

These are hate speech
No wonder people don’t attend church

What happen if you got a gay brother? Do you accept his gayiness?