You, romance? Don't you mean sex?
I do romance.
Want to know the latest romance that I did just over the weekend?
We could not book a room in reno. We drove 3 hours to get there, had fun, watched tim allen's gig and drove home really early in the morning. I was dead tired driving redeye. We got home and I conned her to come stay with me. I took the futon from the house and put it in the garage. I have a TV in there and a mini fridge and other stuff as a man cave. Dropped the futon down and we both slept on it.
NO SEX
Want to know what kind of savage she is? I took a bucket, put trash can bag into it and she peed into it. Looks like the bathroom in the house is too far away.