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that just part of being a VAUV
if you don't want to do it
don't marry a hmong girl....   ;D ;D ;D
go married some kaydoo girl or something you know what i mean
than you won't have to do any of these stuff
also you will be really lonely


i don't mind
i kinda like this kinda of stuff
just make sure you keep the budlight coming
if the budlight stop coming, i stop chopping
   ;D ;D ;D O0 O0 O0

p=pebhmong so you know im legit



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Re: i'm the good "VAUV".... i will kill and chop all your meat for you
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2022, 09:16:57 AM »
i'm just there to chop some meat
drink some budlight
eat some good food
hangout with the family, relatives, and in law that i haven't seen
tie some lucky white string while im there

 ;D ;D ;D



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Re: i'm the good "VAUV".... i will kill and chop all your meat for you
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2022, 03:06:00 PM »
So judging from all the photos you've posted, you're "that guy" who takes the photo but doesn't actually do any of the work  :2funny:



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Re: i'm the good "VAUV".... i will kill and chop all your meat for you
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2022, 03:31:41 PM »
I can see how I can not compete with a hmong chick who wants a traditional hmong husband.  Maybe it is the handyman skills that finds her attractive. 

There is still something for everyone.  If she likes that kind of lifestyle then good luck to her when her hmong traditional husband will turn her into a nam yau slave. 

I can't save you no more  :2funny:



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Re: i'm the good "VAUV".... i will kill and chop all your meat for you
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2022, 04:45:34 PM »
FYI, most if not all places will chop it for you :2funny:  You just have to do rest of chopping it up into smaller pieces. 



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Re: i'm the good "VAUV".... i will kill and chop all your meat for you
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2022, 05:03:04 PM »
Just like the way I predicted... hamungKAREN would change his mind about kaydoo ladies. Definitely bipolar disorder. :2funny:

BEFORE: I'm not a racist, but I don't like marrying a kaydoo
AFTER: go married some kaydoo girl or something you know what i mean



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Re: i'm the good "VAUV".... i will kill and chop all your meat for you
« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2022, 10:38:58 PM »
So judging from all the photos you've posted, you're "that guy" who takes the photo but doesn't actually do any of the work  :2funny:

FYI, most if not all places will chop it for you :2funny:  You just have to do rest of chopping it up into smaller pieces. 

CAUGHT RED-HANDED as usual for LYING... ;D


Now you all know why the quote below was spot on:

I wouldn’t be surprised if you’re just one of those meat choppers just taking advantage of a photo opportunity insinuating something else. Not that it’s difficult to kill a cow but maybe it is for you.

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Re: i'm the good "VAUV".... i will kill and chop all your meat for you
« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2022, 10:48:55 PM »
<<<<< the good vauv

I can do it all

 ;D ;D ;D



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Re: i'm the good "VAUV".... i will kill and chop all your meat for you
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2022, 11:13:46 PM »
Found a pastor already
Will be doing meeka style
And giving him that "meal"
Maybe some cake
Going skip all the Hmong ceremony and traditions


VS.

hmong wedding
but meeka people don't recognized it

still have to go to the court house and get marry in front of a judge


THEREFORE:





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Re: i'm the good "VAUV".... i will kill and chop all your meat for you
« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2022, 07:51:10 AM »
I can’t speak for yall
Who don’t even show up
To just eat

 ;D ;D ;D


A NO SHOW



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Re: i'm the good "VAUV".... i will kill and chop all your meat for you
« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2022, 09:28:28 AM »
Idk about you, but when I'm working I don't need to pause for photo ops. Get it done and eat. The only people posting are those who do it for "clout" and throw on an apron just for looks.



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Re: i'm the good "VAUV".... i will kill and chop all your meat for you
« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2022, 01:38:55 PM »
A good vauv doesn’t need to let the world knows that he is. A bad vauv will take pictures and make people think he’s a good vauv by posting pictures. lol



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Re: i'm the good "VAUV".... i will kill and chop all your meat for you
« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2022, 11:02:46 PM »
A good vauv doesn’t need to let the world knows that he is. A bad vauv will take pictures and make people think he’s a good vauv by posting pictures. lol

Idk about you, but when I'm working I don't need to pause for photo ops. Get it done and eat. The only people posting are those who do it for "clout" and throw on an apron just for looks.

<<<< the good “vauv”

Right here dog


We never see you post any pictures
I talk the talk
I walk the walk



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Re: i'm the good "VAUV".... i will kill and chop all your meat for you
« Reply #13 on: October 10, 2022, 11:05:47 PM »
Him not "post any pictures" is still better than you posting fake pictures... ;D



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Re: i'm the good "VAUV".... i will kill and chop all your meat for you
« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2022, 11:09:34 PM »
Your boy rock can do it all
I’m teaching and showing the young joe how to do it

Keeping the tradition alive

Unlike these NO SHOW

 ;D ;D ;D



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