Session #1
Female Therapist: How's your day?
Male Patient: Kind of the same as the other days.
Female Therapist: Why is that so?
Male Patient: Every morning, I wake up hard.
Female Therapist: Have you taken your medications before you go to bed?
Male Patient: I always do. I don't know why I keep having boners.
Female Therapist: Interesting, you probably have mistakenly took the wrong pills.
Male Patient: I'm sure I took the same medications that you prescribed for me.
Female Therapist: [her eyes widened]
Male Patient: [his pecker grown larger simultaneously]
Female Therapist: Who told you to take Viagra?
Male Patient: No one did. It just that my pecker chose you.