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Random Jokes...
« on: December 01, 2023, 10:45:36 AM »
I no longer sees my wife and children... and it's all because of gambling.























'Cause I won the lottery and took off to Hawaii...


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Re: Random Jokes...
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2023, 10:48:19 AM »
She says that she hates herself because she sees herself as FAT and overweight. She ask me for a compliment to boost her self esteem.
















I told her she has great eyesight



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« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2023, 10:50:37 AM »
Bear walked into a bar and ask the bartender, "Can I get  Rum........... .....(long pause) and lemon"

Bartender, "Ok... but why the pause?"

Bear answered... "I was born with them."



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