...their hobosexual housemate to be a real husband.
If you choose to work full time at a gig job - THAT IS YOUR CHOICE AND YOUR PROBLEM.
There are plenty of low skill job positions at companies that offer 401k, PTO, health, dental, and vision benefits. GO WORK THERE.
In fact, this is EXACTLY WHAT YOU SHOULD DO. Let me write the blue print for you:
1. Accept a low skill job with a company that offers benefits even if it's low paying. You are strictly just there for the benefits.
2. Then work the gig job at night.
I know a lot of people who do this and they're just fine. In fact, they're more than fine. I know married couples where the husband is a white collar professional who runs his own small firm/agency. Because he wouldn't be able to get affordable insurance, the wife will get a job as a secretary at a company with benefits for the family. She doesn't need work a high-paying job at all.
Dems are delusional.
If you want a high-paying job then you gots to get the edumacation and skills to qualify. Don't be asking Walmart to increase your pay as a greeter. You think them doctors get paid the big bucks because they slept through school and skipped out on residency?
I'm just so sick and tired of these bums.