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« Reply #1950 on: August 22, 2010, 11:39:46 PM »
I heard this from one of the older guys at church, by old i mean like 50 years old or so.

He said that there was a hmong man from America who went to Thailand and Laos to look for a second wife. He was spending money, having fun, and talking up a lot of the young girls that are trying to get to America. So one night, they are eating at the house in a village, and he needs to go number 2 but since he doesnt wanna walk all the way to the outhouse, he walks over to some woods and does his business there. Well, as he stayed longer, he started getting sicker and sicker until he asked his wife in America to send him money so he can come home. Because she's a faithful wife (although I hate stories like this) she sends him the money to come back. When he get's back, it isn't too long before his sickness overcomes him and he dies. They say that when they did the autopsy his guts had rotted out. Hmong people say that it's because he did his business over a grave, and the thing already put it's hands up and pulled out and ate his insides that night. He was just living with a limited time after that.

much scarier when it was told in hmong, but you guys get it.



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« Reply #1951 on: August 22, 2010, 11:53:41 PM »
Ok, maybe a last one, while I still got them fresh in my head.

Have you guys heard about the "seeing ghost" trick. Some people say you look under your armpit, but the elders told me it's that you look under your legs when walking down a hallway. They say that by doing that, you are viewing through a portal to another realm. The thing is, it's alright as long as the inhabitants of the other realm don't notice you. If they look at you and see you, it might be something you'll regret. They told me what you have to do, is pretend you're not looking, pretend like you are tying your shoes, or that you are picking something up. Try it.

And I think someone else may have posted it, but my aunt told me the story of a hmong guy going to table mountain casino. If anyone has gone, there's a narrow and windy road to get to the casino. He was going pretty fast and was stopped by a cop and given a ticket. When he later went to court, the judge asked him how he got the ticket because the officer had been dead for 4 years.

^that story I've heard about other places too like in Wisconsin or something. Urban legend maybe?



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« Reply #1952 on: August 23, 2010, 02:15:02 AM »
Planetasia, you know you cannot stop this post from having more stories or continuing yours, right?
fine! there once wasn't a ghost, to be continue

OVER!



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« Reply #1953 on: August 23, 2010, 08:36:59 AM »
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« Reply #1954 on: August 24, 2010, 12:26:28 AM »
I heard this from one of the older guys at church, by old i mean like 50 years old or so.

He said that there was a hmong man from America who went to Thailand and Laos to look for a second wife. He was spending money, having fun, and talking up a lot of the young girls that are trying to get to America. So one night, they are eating at the house in a village, and he needs to go number 2 but since he doesnt wanna walk all the way to the outhouse, he walks over to some woods and does his business there. Well, as he stayed longer, he started getting sicker and sicker until he asked his wife in America to send him money so he can come home. Because she's a faithful wife (although I hate stories like this) she sends him the money to come back. When he get's back, it isn't too long before his sickness overcomes him and he dies. They say that when they did the autopsy his guts had rotted out. Hmong people say that it's because he did his business over a grave, and the thing already put it's hands up and pulled out and ate his insides that night. He was just living with a limited time after that.

much scarier when it was told in hmong, but you guys get it.



nah, i think he was poisoned. he thought he was pimp daddy getting all the young girls, but in return they probably put some rat poisoning or something similar in his food to send him back home for good.



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« Reply #1955 on: August 26, 2010, 10:59:08 AM »
This past weekend when I went to Fresno for my sister's wedding.  My niece was there with her toddler and told me a creepy story that happen to her baby. 

She told me that for the past weeks or so her baby has been crying hysterically for no reason.  She'll cry until my niece had her open her eyes and then she'll stop.  So that has been happening every night.  So one day she decide to call her sister up and ask their Shaman friend to look into it.

The Shaman friend go to his thaj neeb and started to do his thing and saw the details of what was causing her baby to cry.  The Shaman asked my niece if they took her baby to this river place and were they in a hurry to come back home.  My niece reply saying that when the baby was only 7 months they did indeed took her to a river and when they came home they were rushing. 

The Shaman said that b/c the baby's soul is still very vulnerable to the spirit world, this little meeka troll like spirit that Wander the river saw her baby and got attach to the baby.  When they were rushing home; they jump a little ditch and my niece’s husband dropped the baby’s blanket.  My niece picked it up and what that was when the troll like spirit girl took the blanket as well.  She then follow them home therefore every night the spirit girl would come and play with their baby who is about 9 months now.

The Shaman then took all of his soldiers with him (spiritually) to the place.  While he was getting to the river, he and his soldiers was stopped by the spirit that protects the land there and he told them that they’re here to not cause any problems but to find out what happened to one of their friend’s spirit.  When he got to the ditch where they dropped the blanket; he saw a troll like or hunchback old century meeka spirit wandering around.  I’m not sure if he spoke to her but what he did was block the pathway to my niece’s house so the spirit can not find them and asked them to ua neeb to really fix the issue.  So this past weekend was why they were in town to have their step-grandma ua neeb for their baby.

It was so creepy when she told us of what happened.  She didn’t know that you’re not suppose to take a baby that young to places like that but you live you learn.



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« Reply #1956 on: August 26, 2010, 12:05:49 PM »
fine! there once wasn't a ghost, to be continue

OVER!
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« Reply #1957 on: August 26, 2010, 12:13:44 PM »
So, back in Laos, an old guy was on his way to a funeral. He had to go through some forests, since Laos was just full of woodlands in between villages.

On the way, he heard a baby cry on the side of the road. So he stopped and peeked into the woods. He saw a little child holding a baby.  They looked like humans but weren't. He knew right away they weren't. But they looked helpless and nonthreatening .

"Why is the baby crying?" the man asked the nanny toddler.

"Oh, that's because mom and dad are out to a feast," the toddler replied without looking up at the man.

"Where are they at?"


"Way over that village."

"I'm going there," the man said.

"Can you tell them to hurry back? Tell them the baby is crying."

"Sure...um...bu t how do I know which ones they are?"

"...you take this leaf and put it in your mouth when you get there. You'll see them and you'll just know."

The toddler handed the man a qos tsov leaf. The man took it, thanked the toddler and walked off.

"Please tell them to hurry back and that the baby is crying," the toddler yelled after the man.

As the man was approaching the funeral scene, the man put the leaf inside his mouth. He saw lots of ghosts chasing one an other, jumping all over the woks of boiled foods and the rice steamers and over and under the wooden stand for the dead...they were dipping their arms into the woks, pots, and steamers for foods, and eating and taking foods from one another...the other humans didn't seem to notice these activities.

"The child says the baby has  been crying and that you should hurry back now," said the raised his voice and yelled out to the ghosts.

Suddenly, they all disappeared. The man noticed that the leaf in his mouth has been snatched away! ;D






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« Reply #1958 on: August 26, 2010, 03:23:50 PM »
Reporter,

Please finish your first story about cousin A and cousin B.  You never finish it.



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« Reply #1959 on: August 26, 2010, 04:08:34 PM »
Reporter,

Please finish your first story about cousin A and cousin B.  You never finish it.
yes please do so..



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« Reply #1961 on: August 26, 2010, 05:39:39 PM »
^WTH!  ;D



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« Reply #1964 on: August 27, 2010, 11:59:33 AM »
So, back in Laos, an old guy was on his way to a funeral. He had to go through some forests, since Laos was just full of woodlands in between villages.

On the way, he heard a baby cry on the side of the road. So he stopped and peeked into the woods. He saw a little child holding a baby.  They looked like humans but weren't. He knew right away they weren't. But they looked helpless and nonthreatening .

"Why is the baby crying?" the man asked the nanny toddler.

"Oh, that's because mom and dad are out to a feast," the toddler replied without looking up at the man.

"Where are they at?"


"Way over that village."

"I'm going there," the man said.

"Can you tell them to hurry back? Tell them the baby is crying."

"Sure...um...bu t how do I know which ones they are?"

"...you take this leaf and put it in your mouth when you get there. You'll see them and you'll just know."

The toddler handed the man a qos tsov leaf. The man took it, thanked the toddler and walked off.

"Please tell them to hurry back and that the baby is crying," the toddler yelled after the man.

As the man was approaching the funeral scene, the man put the leaf inside his mouth. He saw lots of ghosts chasing one an other, jumping all over the woks of boiled foods and the rice steamers and over and under the wooden stand for the dead...they were dipping their arms into the woks, pots, and steamers for foods, and eating and taking foods from one another...the other humans didn't seem to notice these activities.

"The child says the baby has  been crying and that you should hurry back now," said the raised his voice and yelled out to the ghosts.

Suddenly, they all disappeared. The man noticed that the leaf in his mouth has been snatched away! ;D




I don't care if those people seem like they needed help, nobody especially little kids are suppose to be in the woods in the first place, even if it could of been some real kids (orphans) being banned by their evil aunt and uncle like in most Hmong movies but still. I'll run a marathon back home. Disguise me a little now hearing about how those little creature stick their hands in our food pots and stuff at the funeral home, those curry was good, I wonder what's the secret ingredient to it, on second thought I don't really want to know.  :idiot2:



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