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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: hmgROCK on September 01, 2022, 05:34:55 PM
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<<<Your hmong atheist who just likes to chop meat, eat, and drink budlight
I always wonder how you come to decide to make the switch from shaman to christ
Is it peer pressure???
Is it your parents???
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My hmong boy is starting to go to church. Well it is because his parents are finally going and he's their driver so he must also attend.
The stuff he be telling me and the gripe he be spilling at these hmong church.
Then he and his wife got into an argument and he felt like she is going to divorce him. I told him that god hates you for spilling hate at his church :2funny:
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My hmong boy is starting to go to church. Well it is because his parents are finally going and he's their driver so he must also attend.
The stuff he be telling me and the gripe he be spilling at these hmong church.
Then he and his wife got into an argument and he felt like she is going to divorce him. I told him that god hates you for spilling hate at his church :2funny:
Damn
That peer pressure
And family pressure right there
I will just wait in the church parking lot if it was me
;D ;D ;D
I like to chop meat, eat, and drink budlight
So going to shaman party is stress free pressure
ALL YOU CAN DRINK FREE BUDLIGHT
Plus watch football
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Damn
That peer pressure
And family pressure right there
I will just wait in the church parking lot if it was me
;D ;D ;D
I like to chop meat, eat, and drink budlight
So going to shaman party is stress free pressure
ALL YOU CAN DRINK FREE BUDLIGHT
Plus watch football
They go to church for the wrong reason. Just because they got older and knowing that death is nearby, the church folks can make arrangements for their funeral. Plus on the day of them going to church, they got these hmong church folks, going into their homes, my buddy house included and removed all non church icon and such. His wife was pissed when they took away all of her Buddha statues. Almost felt robbed. :2funny:
He told me to go to his church with him and to battle the pastor because he knows I know my bible kung fu stuff. I told him that is not how it works plus I don't want no bad omen to following me around. I respect but never question another man's religion. Don't believe it but gotta have respect is all they asking for. O0
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They go to church for the wrong reason. Just because they got older and knowing that death is nearby, the church folks can make arrangements for their funeral. Plus on the day of them going to church, they got these hmong church folks, going into their homes, my buddy house included and removed all non church icon and such. His wife was pissed when they took away all of her Buddha statues. Almost felt robbed. :2funny:
He told me to go to his church with him and to battle the pastor because he knows I know my bible kung fu stuff. I told him that is not how it works plus I don't want no bad omen to following me around. I respect but never question another man's religion. Don't believe it but gotta have respect is all they asking for. O0
yea
i saw people tossing away their shaman stuff when they convert
pretty cringe to watch
maybe i will do that too
near my death bed... i will convert
hahahaha
;D ;D ;D O0 O0 O0
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<<<Your hmong atheist who just likes to chop meat, eat, and drink budlight
I always wonder how you come to decide to make the switch from shaman to christ
Is it peer pressure???
Is it your parents???
Relax. It's not your life.
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Relax. It's not your life.
So you just decided one day to make the switch??
Interesting
Did your pastor and friend make you burn all your shaman stuff???
Tell us nonbelievers
We are curious
And this is not to make fun of you
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I wanna know how hamungROCK get into the church if he was born into Shamanism. That makes no sense. :2funny:
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I wanna know how hamungROCK get into the church if he was born into Shamanism. That makes no sense. :2funny:
How do i get into church??
Easy dog
You just go man
Door is open
They don’t check ID or ask
;D ;D ;D
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How do i get into church??
Easy dog
You just go man
Door is open
They don’t check ID or ask
;D ;D ;D
Oh sooooo the pastor grab you by the balls then you go through the door. Okay. :2funny:
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Oh sooooo the pastor grab you by the balls then you go through the door. Okay. :2funny:
Damn dog
Why you hating
I know yall be into them gay stuff at church
;D ;D ;D
Is that why yall hating
Cuz yall are gay
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Damn dog
Why you hating
I know yall be into them gay stuff at church
;D ;D ;D
Hmmm... that's where you came from, huh. ;D
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Hmmm... that's where you came from, huh. ;D
Must be those “hmong dark church”
Where yall have gay sex
;D ;D
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Must be those “hmong dark church”
Where yall have gay sex
;D ;D
How did you know? Tell us more since you're into those stuff. :2funny:
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You haven't answer my question from your other posts. :2funny:
I attend a church service recently with a relative
And they were just spewing hateful gay comment
It was really hurtful stuff
“God going burn all the gays and transgender”
Like WTF man
These are hate speech
No wonder people don’t attend church
What happen if you got a gay brother? Do you accept his gayiness? ;D
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How did you know? Tell us more since you're into those stuff. :2funny:
Just hmong rumor
Those “dark church”
Where they turn off the light
And yall just go at it
;D ;D ;D
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Just hmong rumor
Those “dark church”
Where they turn off the light
And yall just go at it
;D ;D ;D
This gay church of yours must be part of your made up stories like your wife, uncle, and cousin, huh? :2funny:
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This gay church of yours must be part of your made up stories like your wife, uncle, and cousin, huh? :2funny:
Its hmong rumor
These dark church where they turn off the light
;D ;D ;D
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So you did that in the dark and imagine your fake wife as your hand, right?
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So you did that in the dark and imagine your fake wife as your hand, right?
Naw
Im married man
I don’t jerk off to dragon ball z
Like yall do
;D ;D
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Naw
Im married man
I don’t jerk off to dragon ball z
Like yall do
;D ;D
You ain't married. Your hands are your multiple wives. :idiot2: :2funny:
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You ain't married. Your hands are your multiple wives. :idiot2: :2funny:
Mai lo
Mai see
;D ;D ;D
Old joke
We hear ton before
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You ain't married. Your hands are your multiple wives. :idiot2: :2funny:
;D ;D ;D
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Copy n paste spam
Mai lo
Mai see
;D ;D ;D
Old joke
We hear ton before
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You want to know... go to one with an open mind, not just to trash the people or the religion.
The main reason for burning and taking all of the other shaman, Buddha, etc. etc. is because of the commandments in the Christian religion.
The 10 Commandments: The first 4 deals with your relation to God.
1- You shall have no other gods before me
*meaning... anything that you consider a higher being will be removed
2- You shall make no idols
*anything that you worship; celebs, politicians, trophies, etc. etc.
3- You shall not take the Lord your God in vain
* misusing God's name... e.g. 'god damn it', 'for god sake', etc etc
4- Keep the Sabbath day holy
* keep the 7th day, holy... this is when God rested after creating the world.
If you can't do these four thing, you shouldn't convert.
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You want to know... go to one with an open mind, not just to trash the people or the religion.
The main reason for burning and taking all of the other shaman, Buddha, etc. etc. is because of the commandments in the Christian religion.
The 10 Commandments: The first 4 deals with your relation to God.
1- You shall have no other gods before me
*meaning... anything that you consider a higher being will be removed
2- You shall make no idols
*anything that you worship; celebs, politicians, trophies, etc. etc.
3- You shall not take the Lord your God in vain
* misusing God's name... e.g. 'god damn it', 'for god sake', etc etc
4- Keep the Sabbath day holy
* keep the 7th day, holy... this is when God rested after creating the world.
If you can't do these four thing, you shouldn't convert.
#4 got me good… thats NFL FOOTBALL DAY!!!
Church or football???
;D ;D