ProudLao: Can you talk?
tRouBLe: Yes, anything for you
ProudLao: I have a favor to ask of you
tRouBLe: Sure, anything for you
ProudLao: Can you come over, I really need a friend
tRouBLe: Uhm, right now, like right this second?
ProudLao: Yes
tRouBLe: Uhm, I can’t. Sorry
ProudLao: It’s ok
tRouBLe: I’m not good at listening
ProudLao: I know, but I could use a friend
tRouBLe: I really can’t walk the walk or talk the talk
ProudLao: Oh?
tRouBLe: But if you need someone to drink the drink, I’m the one
ProudLao: Thanks, but no thanks. I don’t drink
tRouBLe: Well, uhm, I offer