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[proudlao]

LMAO  grrrrr need to find a better one!

[Giggles_Shyly]

Giggles and Trouble calls the police to report their friend ProudLao as missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. They tell them he's 6 foot 2 inches tall, black wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him. The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe them. He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, bald and he wears a perpetual frown on his face." The neighbor then goes and asks the women why they gave the police such a false report. They replied, "Just because we reported him missing, doesn't mean we wanted him back!"

 

[proudlao]

LMAO  Good one GS.

[tRouBLe]

GS, I would totally do that to PL.      

[tRouBLe]

ProudLao is a patient at a mental hospital, he is told to go out into the world and find out something new about it. After about 3 hours, he goes back to the hospital and tells the the manager what he has learned. ProudLao goes up to the manager and puts a large spider on the table and shouts, "BOO" and the spider scurries under the table. He then picks up the spider, pulls all of it's legs off and shouts, "BOO" but the spider can't move. The manager then looks strangely at him and asks him what he has learned about the world. ProudLao replies, "When I pull all the legs off a spider it can't hear me!"

PL, I always knew you were  .   

[Giggles_Shyly]

LOL, such torture...mind wise

[proudlao]

Lmao grrrrr been busy, gonna get both y'all back 

[tRouBLe]

Trouble, Giggles_Shyly, and ProudLao are stranded on a desert island.  They find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. Trouble wishes she was off the island and back home. *poof*  She disappears back home. Giggles_Shyly wishes the same. *poof*  She disappears and returns home.  ProudLao says, "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here." *poof*  Trouble and Giggles_Shyly reappear on the island.

Grrrrr.     PL, I can see you doing this.   

[Giggles_Shyly]

LOL! ProudLao is gonna get

[proudlao]

LOL 

Giggles_Shyly and tRouBLe sit in the room and enjoys a bottle of wine. Suddenly tRouBLe says, I love you. Giggles_Shyly asks in surprise, Is that you or wine talking?  This is me, I'm talking to the wine tRouBLe replies.

[tRouBLe]

For a moment there, I was thinking something else.       Hehehe.  I've seen that before between a male, female, and beer.   

[proudlao]

I don't have a dirty mind like you 

[Giggles_Shyly]

PL doesn't have a dirty mind only his mind is in the dirt

[proudlao]

For that here's another one for both of you 


tRouBLe comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From
under the blanket she notices four legs instead of two! She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her boyfriend there, reading a magazine.

Hi, he says, your friend Giggles_Shyly and her boyfriend have come to visit us and they were very tired, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Hope you have said hello to them.

 

[Giggles_Shyly]

Hahahaha.... so brutal