One day the teacher wanted the class to use the word definitely in a sentence. Giggles_Shyly raised her hand first thinking she’s so smart, so the teacher called on her.
Giggles_Shyly said, "The sky is definitely blue!"
"I'm sorry Giggles_Shyly that’s wrong the sky sometimes turns different colors red, gray etc.. anybody else?"
VH raised his hand and said, "The grass is definitely green."
"I'm sorry VH that's not true either, sometimes the grass dies and it may turn brown, anybody else?"
tRouBLe raises her hand and says, "Teacher do farts have lumps?"
The teacher says, "no why?"
tRouBLe says, "Then I definitely Shit my pants!"