can you make out what these hmong chinese are saying??

[hmgROCK]

accent is a little bit deep for me
i can barely make out a few word

is this the true hmong language
or the hmong white language that we commonly speak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vApsWmvqtOc

i can make out

"happy new year, old year go"
and than the dude is like "let's drink one"

[hmgROCK]

thick hmong chinese accent

i can barely make it out

lady: "tou, we haven't we got done celebrating the new year, haven't finish eating or drinking,
....these past few days......when i look at you, i can't stop looking"

guy:  "nkauj, i come to see you these 2 days, but i have to get back to home and to work"

lady:  "if you don't mind, let me pack my bag and come with you"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE-lw7mzNMA

[hmgROCK]

[Reporter]

Really? Any guy would be able to??

i got a chance to meet the hmong chinese singer: Laj Tsawb
i'm 5'7"
this lady is freakin tall in real life !!!!!   
i don't know how tall she is
but man, i have to till my head up to see her face

beautiful lady, any guy would be able to have

[joot]

They are speaking in the Moob leeg accent.  I know because I speak the it.

[hmgROCK]

Really? Any guy would be able to??

yea man
dr. tom got himself a good looking wife
i grade dr tom below average

[hmgROCK]

They are speaking in the Moob leeg accent.  I know because I speak the it.

you don't hear any chinese sound?
my wife likes to watch chinese TV drama

and i can hear those word

"shhhhh" "and wahhhh"

 

[Reporter]

I'm talking about Laj Tsawb.

Any man would be able to get her?

yea man
dr. tom got himself a good looking wife
i grade dr tom below average

[hmgROCK]

I'm talking about Laj Tsawb.

Any man would be able to get her?

Yea man
She really tall and beautiful
I talk and took some pictures with her

Man, the wife was jealous afterwards
Even told me to go married her

[Reporter]

You said every man could get her. Your wife may tell you to get her. But can you really get Laj Tsawb?

That's what I'm asking.

Yea man
She really tall and beautiful
I talk and took some pictures with her

Man, the wife was jealous afterwards
Even told me to go married her

[Mr_Mechanic]

i got a chance to meet the hmong chinese singer: Laj Tsawb
i'm 5'7"
this lady is freakin tall in real life !!!!!   
i don't know how tall she is
but man, i have to till my head up to see her face

beautiful lady, any guy would be able to have

I met her here a year or so ago when she came to st. paul's new year.  she ain't tall.   

[hmgROCK]

You said every man could get her. Your wife may tell you to get her. But can you really get Laj Tsawb?

That's what I'm asking.

bro,

open your eyes and your heart
good thing happen when you do
we got tons of good looking hmong folks these days that look like laj tsawb
you can get anyone you want
just gotta work on it
takes time, love, and patience


you can use me for an example:

im probaby the worst dude, i drink excessive, play and fish too much, my job suck,
but i'm probably one of the nicest dude you will ever met

[Mr_Mechanic]

make-ups does wonders my friend........ .i'll just leave it at that.

[YAX]

So are they speaking Hmong in Chinese or speaking chinese in Hmong?