Hmong guy at work… was telling me he been with 30+ girls!!…… hmmmmm…

[hmgROCK]

Not sure why people like to spill their beans and secret to me
I guess I’m easy to talk too and listen to their problems

 

But you know
Deep inside me… in my head
Im thinking this dude is full of shyt

 

He than ask me how many girls I’ve been with
I told him like 3-4 girls
I’ve been with wife than girlfriend for almost the last 10 years


I than told him alot of us hmong brother only been with one girl and married

ONE AND DONE

[VillainousHero]

I never count...if I did, I will say one.

Quality is better then quantity.  Besides, all seems to be too tight and small, so that's my story and I'm sticking to that.

[hmgROCK]

30+ only?? haha it's possible..i have a lot of flings, flames, but only gave one or two the uhh ultimate deed..lols otherwise if I wasn't a too nice of a guy, it could possibly be up there in the 30's too..that's pretty much the average high for a Hmong guy according to the Rocko..lols guys in europe probably lose count by their 30's...

One of homies meet his wife at the new year
6 months later
They already married

ONE AND DONE for both of them
Still together till this day

Hahahahaha

30++ just sound like exaggerate fantasy

 

[hmgROCK]

I never count...if I did, I will say one.

Quality is better then quantity.  Besides, all seems to be too tight and small, so that's my story and I'm sticking to that.

Might just be a meeka thing… you know what i mean
Sleeping with as much woman as you can

They fanstay and exaggerate it into existence
Might not even happen

Probably still a virgin

 

[VillainousHero]

Some people can't exactly count when they've had three beers it's become 20 beers.  Then there's the one who only says, two beers.  No matter it's two beers.  Why is my bill over $100-200 bucks waitress?  I only had two beers. 

[hmgROCK]

Some people can't exactly count when they've had three beers it's become 20 beers.  Then there's the one who only says, two beers.  No matter it's two beers.  Why is my bill over $100-200 bucks waitress?  I only had two beers. 

We don’t talk about our EX to our wife
Unless you want to sleep in the car… at walmart parking lot
The past is the past


These hmong wife are really jello
They say they not
But trust me

No sex for a month
Jerking off in the bathroom with your cellphone

[Hung_Low]

Not sure why people like to spill their beans and secret to me
I guess I’m easy to talk too and listen to their problems

 

But you know
Deep inside me… in my head
Im thinking this dude is full of shyt

 

He than ask me how many girls I’ve been with
I told him like 3-4 girls
I’ve been with wife than girlfriend for almost the last 10 years


I than told him alot of us hmong brother only been with one girl and married

ONE AND DONE

Are we speaking real long (more than a year) relationship only or just rrelationship + 1-night stand + whatever you want to call it.

If we're just counting number of girls slept with than 30 is just normal.

[theking]

He than ask me how many girls I’ve been with
I told him like 3-4 girls
I’ve been with wife than girlfriend for almost the last 10 years

Another LIE:




THAT GUY's claim above is a real as this LIE:

Them OG hmong gang banger
Drive by shooting up hmong new year
One of my aunt die attending the hmong new year in fresno back in the days

NO RECORD SHOWING A HMONG WOMAN KILLED AT THE "the hmong new year in fresno" DUE TO GANG VIOLENCE TO BE FOUND...

[DuMa]

For guys, take his number and cut in half.

30 is the new 15

now with his 15, 1 is the gf and the other 14 is a payed hooker. 

[hmgROCK]

For guys, take his number and cut in half.

30 is the new 15

now with his 15, 1 is the gf and the other 14 is a payed hooker.

Might need to cut more than half
Probably 90%

Girlfriend consist of blow up dolls, flashlight pssy, and anime pillows girlfriend

 

[theking]

Or in your case, just your right hand including this "fake" (per the neutral PH members)  one  :

[hmgROCK]

Anime pillow girlfriend