HMONG VAMPIRE AT THE FUNERAL…… kekeke

[hmgROCK]

Back in the 2000s
There was a rumor going around about these HMONG VAMPIRES
they would go around hmong funeral
And sucking up the dead’s blood

People would go eat lunch/dinner
And no one to watch their dead one

When they come back… their dead love one blood has been suck dry

 

[Reporter]

Rock, the mortuary has already drawn the blood out so that the body doesn't rot and smell so quickly at the funeral.

[hmgROCK]

Rock, the mortuary has already drawn the blood out so that the body doesn't rot and smell so quickly at the funeral.

The hmong rumor is
There still blood on the head and face

Don’t let stranger you don’t know go up the coffin

A hmong family in Michigan found her dead one’s face all dry up like grapes
After letting a hmong guy in black trench coat go up to the coffins

When ask what he did to their loved one
He started hissing and showing his sharpen teeth

[Reporter]

Not so.

No vampire existed nowadays. Gotta go to Transylvania for that. Yet that's
just a fictional character.

The real vampire bats do suck blood from larger animals though.

[Hung_Low]

Back in the 2000s
There was a rumor going around about these HMONG VAMPIRES
they would go around hmong funeral
And sucking up the dead’s blood

People would go eat lunch/dinner
And no one to watch their dead one

When they come back… their dead love one blood has been suck dry

 

Only fools believe this crap... Like Reporter said, all fluid (including blood) is sucked out of the body and then embalming fluids is injected into the arteries to preserve it.

[hmgROCK]

I’m just dishing out the rumor
What i heard around thats 2000s timeline

It freak all the hmong folks out
Especially the elderly

It was 24/7 guard at the funeral

 

[DuMa]

I went to my very first hmong funeral.  It was the grandma of the gf.  I only met her like a month or so before she passes away. 

I was up there, looking into the coffin and say my goodbyes.  Her family, especially the women would looked at me and be talking in hmong.

Now I know what they be thinking about.  This was 15 years ago.  Do not let strangers go near your dead love ones?   

[hmgROCK]

I went to my very first hmong funeral.  It was the grandma of the gf.  I only met her like a month or so before she passes away. 

I was up there, looking into the coffin and say my goodbyes.  Her family, especially the women would looked at me and be talking in hmong.

Now I know what they be thinking about.  This was 15 years ago.  Do not let strangers go near your dead love ones?   

Lol

Sound about right
That the height where we started getting rumor of these HMONG FUNERAL VAMPIRE

It was some scary time

You don’t let stranger go near the coffin
 

[Visualmon]

Dang... Duma and hamungKAREN must be smoking weed lately by listening to rumors.

[hmgROCK]

Dang... Duma and hamungKAREN must be smoking weed lately by listening to rumors.

You know how meeka vampire get killed by wooden stake to the heart?

Well hmong vampire

You need a special bamboo stake to kill them

 

[DuMa]

Dang... Duma and hamungKAREN must be smoking weed lately by listening to rumors.

You gotta make his story big and you got to learn how to roll with it.

My stories are all real.  Your girlfriend is not here for me to impress so gotta tell my stories like it is. 

[YAX]

Back in the 2000s
There was a rumor going around about these HMONG VAMPIRES
they would go around hmong funeral
And sucking up the dead’s blood

People would go eat lunch/dinner
And no one to watch their dead one

When they come back… their dead love one blood has been suck dry

 

no one believes in vampires, rock; however some conservatives do believe that Democrats are all lizard people out to eat children. Others are led to believe that Soros is in charge of the country and working behind the scenes through liberals. Funny thing is, no one’s even heard of this Soros guy till this year but they’re pushing it. Soon every republican who watches Fox News will think they’re so smart that they figured out who the man behind the curtains is.

[Visualmon]

You know how meeka vampire get killed by wooden stake to the heart?

Well hmong vampire

You need a special bamboo stake to kill them

 

That ain't meeka culture. It locate in the middle east. 

[Visualmon]

You gotta make his story big and you got to learn how to roll with it.

My stories are all real.  Your girlfriend is not here for me to impress so gotta tell my stories like it is.

I'm a square and its flatness can't roll, but slide off. I don't believe I'm gonna with the flow. 
Who's my girlfriend? I don't have one. 

[hmgROCK]

no one believes in vampires, rock; however some conservatives do believe that Democrats are all lizard people out to eat children. Others are led to believe that Soros is in charge of the country and working behind the scenes through liberals. Funny thing is, no one’s even heard of this Soros guy till this year but they’re pushing it. Soon every republican who watches Fox News will think they’re so smart that they figured out who the man behind the curtains is.

Back than
We were guarding the coffin 24/7
Not like today where it close for the night

Budlight and cardplaying carry us through the night
 

The elderly were scared of hmong vampire