Oh how I love girls, they sure are strange creatures
Love their boobs, their legs, and all of their features
Sometimes they can be a bit mean, but that's OK
Want to kiss them on their lips, make love to them all day
We can talk about sports while eating pizza, but shopping fawk no
Every time I'm near you I'm thinking about the taste of your taco
Make mine spicey with extra guacamole and sour cream
How I can eat you all day and night while your dead asleep in your dream
Want to wine and dine you, but there's a catch
Afterwards I expect something from you........... ... your snatch.