YOU KNOW YOUR’E A MOM
You know you’re a mom when you…
…must count out each marshmallow before serving hot cocoa
…can name more Pokemon characters than you really care to know
…refer to Wet Wipes as your most trusted and loyal friend
…have hot date nights with shirts, jeans, and toys to mend
You know you’re a mom when you…
…walk out the door with tiny fingerprints on your backside
…smell like baby powder, formula, but mostly Liquid Tide
…get excited about taking a nap or a long hot bath
…feel proud that you still remember fifth grade math
You know you’re a mom when you…
…thought your voice couldn’t get any louder but it just did
…agree that being sent to bed without dinner won’t harm the kid
…realize that kisses are best for scrapes and wounds
…think it’s unhealthy to watch too much cartoons
You know you’re a mom when you…
…can’t recall the last grown-up movie you saw at the Cineplex
…give up the battle and buy Cap’n Crunch instead of Rice Chex
…care very deeply about family reunions and holidays
…talk non-stop about the baby’s first sentence phrase
You know you’re a mom when you…
…find hand-drawn, colored pictures waiting on the bed
…wake up weekend mornings to kisses on the forehead
…melt to the sound of giggles and pit-pattering feet
…hear a tiny voice say “I love you, mommy”, how sweet!
