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I'm tired of going to church - jokes
« on: May 23, 2015, 01:38:36 AM »
I'm tired of going to church...

The preacher told me to bare all to the Lord.  So I did.  Then they curse me for baring naked as I was shouting, "Praise the Lord!"



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Re: I'm tired of going to church - jokes
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2015, 08:44:19 AM »
Growing up and going to bible school they give me some bread and told me, "You're a winner."

Now that I'm an adult, they give me some bread and tell me, "You're a sinner."

No I'm just a beginner.  Give me my daily bread.



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Re: I'm tired of going to church - jokes
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2015, 02:38:33 AM »
I love it when they say, "bow your head and pray."

Nap time...I'm in deep prayer... ;)



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Re: I'm tired of going to church - jokes
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2015, 02:41:58 AM »
I love Easter weekend and the week leading up to it.

Rabbits that lays colorful eggs...Gods Miracle.  ;)



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Re: I'm tired of going to church - jokes
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2020, 05:35:42 AM »
I'm can't wait to go get treated to Sundae  O0



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