Azn privilege eh?
When my dad first got to the states, he was washing dishes and saved up enough to buy our family our first G ride. Then we all gathered into the car and off we go. My dad was driving and he went down the highway, the wrong way. A cop pulls him over. He asked for license and registration but no insurance because during that time, insurance was optional in the narleans days. My dad busted out his viet/english with 95% viet and 5% army trained english like "go go salem" means I need a cigarette and salem was a popular brand back in them days.
The cop just shakes his head and let us all go. My dad ended up going for his license the legit way and told us that never in a million years do viet in vietnam had to buy something, get license to operate it. Welcome to america baby.
yeah, using azn juice to get you away from the law. Me no speak english.
Another time was in high school. I spoke english like a champ and I went to this southern cali highschool called barstow high. Yeah, it is the last big cali city before you head to las vegas. So anyways, I was a new kid in the school for transfer. The 5th only azn guy in the whole school. I used the azn juice to my advantage and milked it. Took auto mechanic class and did not say a word of english for the whole school year. I played the new kid, new from china role. Got F and D's on my tests and did not even understand the basic of car parts like the where the starter is and what not. Ended up getting an A out of that class just playing my role. The teacher told me to take his class again because he was so highly favored of me. I fake the me no speak english but when he calls me by name, I don't just walk to him, I ran to him like a trained soldier.
Azn juice and faking the funk got me an A in such class and me no speak english got me laid by a mexican chick at the school with big ol tittay.
enough said. Azn privilege. Can't use that mutant power again because time makes even the fobbiest of the fobby mtt folks to speak english like a champ these days.