Your benefit is to get with a welfare food stamp chick. She will feed you good, fawk your butt good and divorce you good.
Then you go for the unemployment benefit chick and you get to eat good once every 2week or whatever crack money she has left.
Then finally, you upgrade to a financial aid benefit chick.
So many benefits to eat from till you die. I haven't even talk about dentures social security benefits either. She can feed you old people group home food for free. Just remember to lick her gums clean when you kiss her old timers mouth good night.
thanks for clarifiying...
the benefits of being single is the ability to hook with anyone you want!
~welfare chicks eat good, often it's steak, crab legs and their special oysters (a meal often paid by Duma$$es)
~unemployment chicks, I don't know how they do it but they got unlimited drugs, i needs to get high sometimes.
~financial aid chicks are hot college women, who wouldn't them?
~social security chicks will set my life for good, when they die first!