A Texan, a Floridian and a Californian all die and went to hell. At the gate of hell, there was a red phone. All of them ask the Devil what the phone was for and the Devil told them that it's a phone to call back to earth but it cost money.
The Texan took the phone and called Dallas.. after 10 minutes, he hung up and the Devil told him that it'll cost $5million dollar for the call. So, he cuts a check to the Devil. Next, the Floridian took the phone and called Miami... after 30 minutes,, he ended his called and the Devil charged him $15millons. He promptly cut him a check.
Then the Californian took the phone and called LA... he was on the phone for 2 hrs. After he was done, the Devil charged him $50. Upon hearing this, the Texan was furious and ask the Devil why the Californian was only charged $50 for 2hrs while he was charged $5millions for 10 minutes. The Devil smiled and told the Texan, "Well, since Gavin Newsom and the WOKEtard took over CA, the state's gone to hell. So, it's a local call for him."