You are the father! Gonna have to share his bananas as a form of child support

[theking]

...now... :

The Denver Zoo wasn't sure who fathered a baby orangutan, so they asked Maury Povich to deliver the DNA results

Denver Zoo officials weren't sure who fathered a baby orangutan. They asked Maury Povich to reveal the paternity test results. Five words from famed daytime talk show host Maury Povich helped Denver Zoo officials solve the monthslong mystery of which orangutan fathered baby girl Siska: “Berani, you are the father!”