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Title: why would you BANK with JP MORGAN CHASE ??? i'm confuse as hell
Post by: hmgROCK on December 07, 2022, 10:00:55 AM
their rate is 0.01%
not even 1%
but the stuff that makes up 1%

 ;D ;D ;D

lack of financial education
there tons of bank offering 3%+ as i type this

I PERSONALLY USE MARCUS by goldmansach



https://www.chase.com/personal/savings/savings-account/interest-rates (https://www.chase.com/personal/savings/savings-account/interest-rates)
Chase Savings℠ Interest Rates

Interest is compounded and credited monthly, based on the daily collected balance. Interest rates are variable and determined daily at Chase's discretion. Rates are effective for 12/07/2022 only, and are subject to change without notice. Web site rates are generally updated each business day in the morning and rates may vary by market. Balance tiers are applicable as of the effective date of these rates and may change at Chase's discretion. Rates may vary by market. Account fees may reduce your earnings.
Chase Savings Interest Rates Table

Balance
   

Rate
   

Annual Percentage Yield

All Balances
   0.01%    0.01%
Title: Re: why would you BANK with JP MORGAN CHASE ??? i'm confuse as hell
Post by: lexicon on December 07, 2022, 10:20:36 AM
Could you?  ;D
Title: Re: why would you BANK with JP MORGAN CHASE ??? i'm confuse as hell
Post by: hmgROCK on December 07, 2022, 10:32:55 AM
Could you?  ;D

yea i get that junk mail all the time
i wouldn't want to either

did you see my 4% CD???
i put down $5,000 and already make $8 risk free interest

this is just half a month.. more than you will ever get in a year on your 0.01% chase
GO CHECK YOUR BANK
DOUBLE CHECK SO YOU KNOW IM NOT LYING


(https://i.imgur.com/9FbA5Pc.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/7AQoXDm.png)
Title: Re: why would you BANK with JP MORGAN CHASE ??? i'm confuse as hell
Post by: VillainousHero on December 07, 2022, 12:04:43 PM
Let me tell you one thing about interest earnings for banks.

You see only the rich will make money while the common plebians like us gets the offer of .01%

So back in the days that I worked for corporate prime bank, some cash sweep savings is what they earn daily when they cash out their investments portfolio at the end of the trading day.  Some people earn the 1% while others earn the 5% rate.  The 5% rate was exclusive only to a few certain inside portfolios.  It's goofy, cuz even with all the trading that's done, at the end of the day, the cash sweep is the prime money maker for those portfolios.  Not all accounts are like that, cuz the good portfolio managers do actually earn money on their investments, while the shoddy ones don't.  And there's a whole lot more shoddy ones than good earnings ones.
Title: Re: why would you BANK with JP MORGAN CHASE ??? i'm confuse as hell
Post by: Reporter on December 07, 2022, 12:44:11 PM
Isn't that the same for all banks?
Title: Re: why would you BANK with JP MORGAN CHASE ??? i'm confuse as hell
Post by: hmgROCK on December 07, 2022, 12:54:26 PM
Let me tell you one thing about interest earnings for banks.

You see only the rich will make money while the common plebians like us gets the offer of .01%

So back in the days that I worked for corporate prime bank, some cash sweep savings is what they earn daily when they cash out their investments portfolio at the end of the trading day.  Some people earn the 1% while others earn the 5% rate.  The 5% rate was exclusive only to a few certain inside portfolios.  It's goofy, cuz even with all the trading that's done, at the end of the day, the cash sweep is the prime money maker for those portfolios.  Not all accounts are like that, cuz the good portfolio managers do actually earn money on their investments, while the shoddy ones don't.  And there's a whole lot more shoddy ones than good earnings ones.

just lack of $$$ education
and people just don't want to change their bank

like i say

BANK LOYALTY DON'T PAY THE BILLS
Title: Re: why would you BANK with JP MORGAN CHASE ??? i'm confuse as hell
Post by: hmgROCK on December 07, 2022, 12:59:37 PM
Isn't that the same for all banks?

for a lot of banks but not all
most bank is really low and not up to the FED INTEREST RATE

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

i use MARCUS for many years now
have really good rate and keep up with the market
it's just a saving account.. so you just keep your unused cash here and gain that sweet 3% as i type this

https://www.marcus.com/us/en (https://www.marcus.com/us/en)
Title: Re: why would you BANK with JP MORGAN CHASE ??? i'm confuse as hell
Post by: DuMa on December 07, 2022, 01:14:34 PM
The going rate for a loan shark is $75 per week for every $1000 loan. 

Just hang around them asian casinos for customers.  $75 a week is like them buying you a cart of grocery for every week.  We need this during our recession.   Loan to a sick woman gambler and watch how she can't pay it per week.  Free blow job every week.  Just like that.   :2funny:
Title: Re: why would you BANK with JP MORGAN CHASE ??? i'm confuse as hell
Post by: hmgROCK on December 07, 2022, 02:23:10 PM
The going rate for a loan shark is $75 per week for every $1000 loan. 

Just hang around them asian casinos for customers.  $75 a week is like them buying you a cart of grocery for every week.  We need this during our recession.   Loan to a sick woman gambler and watch how she can't pay it per week.  Free blow job every week.  Just like that.   :2funny:

lol

i stay away from them like the moses' plague
just work on your credit score
and get loans from the bank

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: why would you BANK with JP MORGAN CHASE ??? i'm confuse as hell
Post by: theking on December 07, 2022, 06:10:39 PM
did you see my 4% CD???
i put down $5,000 and already make $8 risk free interest

DOUBLE CHECK SO YOU KNOW IM NOT LYING

Yes, THAT GUY is "LYING" because it's not even his "CD"...like that time he used a fake bank account and claimed it's his stock market account and got caught by Duma and ohers.. :idiot2: ;D

THEREFORE, the neutral PH members are spot on:

That’s not even his meat, he just snapped a picture of it. Think about it, what couple who claimed they lives by themselves with no children has a freezer of meat? When he doesn’t make sense, just expect nothing but lies from him.

Title: Re: why would you BANK with JP MORGAN CHASE ??? i'm confuse as hell
Post by: theking on December 07, 2022, 06:27:22 PM
And if one struggles that badly and wants the highest interest rates, why stop at "4%"... ???:

Quote
Psst: You can earn 5% on your checking or savings account right now — and multiple banks are offering it

5 checking and savings accounts with highest available interest rates.

https://www.marketwatch.com/picks/psst-you-can-earn-5-on-your-checking-or-savings-account-right-now-and-multiple-banks-are-offering-it-01670005580 (https://www.marketwatch.com/picks/psst-you-can-earn-5-on-your-checking-or-savings-account-right-now-and-multiple-banks-are-offering-it-01670005580)

As competition escalates for new savings customers, many financial institutions are promising high yields simply for becoming a customer and following various transaction requirements. And if done correctly, the annual percentage yield can reach as much as 5% — and add hundreds to your bottom line just for letting your money sit there.

That said, getting in on the action sometimes comes with a fair share of hurdles. The highest-yield accounts “work great for some consumers but are not a one-size-fits-all,” says Bankrate Chief Financial Analyst Greg McBride.  Plenty of high-yield savings accounts, in fact, pay 3% or so right now with fewer hurdles. (Compare some of the best savings accounts here.)

But then again, THAT GUY doesn't even know his numbers, he calls "3.00%", "4%"... :idiot2::

(https://i.imgur.com/qPGe06q.png)


And if money is "meaningless", why go through all the trouble for higher interest rates per the EPIC FAIL claim below  :idiot2:  ???:

but me... personally?
money is meaningless to me..



Title: Re: why would you BANK with JP MORGAN CHASE ??? i'm confuse as hell
Post by: hmgROCK on December 07, 2022, 10:33:24 PM
what is wrong with this crazy mental guy??

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: why would you BANK with JP MORGAN CHASE ??? i'm confuse as hell
Post by: theking on December 07, 2022, 10:41:24 PM
"what is wrong with this" LYING "crazy mental guy??"

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: why would you BANK with JP MORGAN CHASE ??? i'm confuse as hell
Post by: hmgROCK on December 07, 2022, 10:52:20 PM
you have mental issue
need to get it check out

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: why would you BANK with JP MORGAN CHASE ??? i'm confuse as hell
Post by: theking on December 07, 2022, 11:02:19 PM
The neutral PH members are spot on per the "legit" quote below..  ;D O0:

Spoken like a genuine mental case.
Title: Re: why would you BANK with JP MORGAN CHASE ??? i'm confuse as hell
Post by: hmgROCK on December 07, 2022, 11:04:38 PM
LOYALTY DONT PAY THE BILLS

 ;D

I just tell them to go screw themselves

Title: Re: why would you BANK with JP MORGAN CHASE ??? i'm confuse as hell
Post by: theking on December 07, 2022, 11:07:31 PM
Being a FRAUDULENT "compulsive liar"..."DON'T PAY"..just look at how many times THAT GUY ran to the "Admins" and cried his heart out about how "ph is ganging up on" him...even though it was his LIES that started it.. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: why would you BANK with JP MORGAN CHASE ??? i'm confuse as hell
Post by: hmgROCK on December 08, 2022, 09:54:11 AM
change your bank
bank loyalty don't pay the bills

get that sweet 3%+  interest
 O0 O0 O0
Title: Re: why would you BANK with JP MORGAN CHASE ??? i'm confuse as hell
Post by: theking on December 08, 2022, 06:42:22 PM
Don't care if the rate is 0%, don't need it as I'm perfectly content with my finance right now...

And if you actually have a "legit" bank account, not the fake one you've been posting about, why stop at "3%" if the struggle is that bad, why not go for "5%":

Quote
Psst: You can earn 5% on your checking or savings account right now — and multiple banks are offering it

5 checking and savings accounts with highest available interest rates.

https://www.marketwatch.com/picks/psst-you-can-earn-5-on-your-checking-or-savings-account-right-now-and-multiple-banks-are-offering-it-01670005580 (https://www.marketwatch.com/picks/psst-you-can-earn-5-on-your-checking-or-savings-account-right-now-and-multiple-banks-are-offering-it-01670005580)

As competition escalates for new savings customers, many financial institutions are promising high yields simply for becoming a customer and following various transaction requirements. And if done correctly, the annual percentage yield can reach as much as 5% — and add hundreds to your bottom line just for letting your money sit there.

That said, getting in on the action sometimes comes with a fair share of hurdles. The highest-yield accounts “work great for some consumers but are not a one-size-fits-all,” says Bankrate Chief Financial Analyst Greg McBride.  Plenty of high-yield savings accounts, in fact, pay 3% or so right now with fewer hurdles. (Compare some of the best savings accounts here.)


And also, the claim below looks pretty stupid now  ;D ;D ;D:

but me... personally?
money is meaningless to me..
Title: Re: why would you BANK with JP MORGAN CHASE ??? i'm confuse as hell
Post by: theking on December 08, 2022, 06:45:53 PM
BTW, I don't care about how high or how low the rates are but my Chase checking account actually gives out more interests than a Marcus checking account per the factual information below:

(https://i.imgur.com/QSGj2Rg.png)


VS.


(https://i.imgur.com/uGCJnGz.png)

Title: Re: why would you BANK with JP MORGAN CHASE ??? i'm confuse as hell
Post by: hmgROCK on December 08, 2022, 10:34:42 PM
BTW, I don't care about how high or how low the rates are but my Chase checking account actually gives out more interests than a Marcus checking account per the factual information below:

(https://i.imgur.com/QSGj2Rg.png)


VS.


(https://i.imgur.com/uGCJnGz.png)

lol

don't earn interest
where are you getting these dumb ass stuff from
i already post the interest gain

i don't think marcus even have a CHECKING ACCOUNT

i say marcus is a SAVING ACCOUNT and CD and they starting to do investment



 :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:
Title: Re: why would you BANK with JP MORGAN CHASE ??? i'm confuse as hell
Post by: theking on December 08, 2022, 10:55:39 PM
Want to do "apple vs. apple" comparison, I have a checking account so all that bragging about interest rates from a different type of account makes zero sense.. :idiot2:

(https://i.imgur.com/8pElC6f.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/qtPzyif.png)
Title: Re: why would you BANK with JP MORGAN CHASE ??? i'm confuse as hell
Post by: hmgROCK on December 08, 2022, 10:59:41 PM
Gotta compare

APPLE TO APPLE
SAVING TO SAVING
CHECKING TO CHECKING

don’t be bias
Unfair
Cherry picking

Cmon big bossman
I thought you have a college degree??

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: why would you BANK with JP MORGAN CHASE ??? i'm confuse as hell
Post by: theking on December 08, 2022, 11:06:43 PM
OK, want ..

"APPLE TO APPLE"

I only care about my checking account so show me...

"CHECKING TO CHECKING"...comparison. .. ???
Title: Re: why would you BANK with JP MORGAN CHASE ??? i'm confuse as hell
Post by: hmgROCK on December 08, 2022, 11:34:08 PM
Marcus doesn’t have CHECKING
Go reread what i say SAVING


 ;D ;D
Title: Re: why would you BANK with JP MORGAN CHASE ??? i'm confuse as hell
Post by: theking on December 08, 2022, 11:53:14 PM
I don't really care as I don't have a savings account and don't want one because a checking account is superior to it...therefore all that bragging means nothing and is invalid since it's not an "APPLE VS APPLE" comparison... :idiot2: ;D ;D

And also why worry so much about interest rates when you said:

but me... personally?
money is meaningless to me..

 ???

Title: Re: why would you BANK with JP MORGAN CHASE ??? i'm confuse as hell
Post by: theking on December 09, 2022, 12:17:56 AM
LOYALTY DONT PAY THE BILLS

 ;D

I just tell them to go screw themselves

Lets see you move to those banks that are offering 5% but then you don't even have a real bank account so calling "ALL HAT, NO CATTLE" ahead NOW!!!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: why would you BANK with JP MORGAN CHASE ??? i'm confuse as hell
Post by: hmgROCK on December 09, 2022, 07:42:32 AM
Thats not even how you do comparison at all boss

SAVING ACCOUNT

Marcus goldman sach:                  3%
Jp morgan chase:                    0.01%


This is how you do comparison big boss
I thought you were smart and have a college degree ???
Title: Re: why would you BANK with JP MORGAN CHASE ??? i'm confuse as hell
Post by: theking on December 09, 2022, 09:18:24 AM
Since my account is a checking account, your claims and "APPLE VS APPLE" comparison is a joke, therefore invalid as usual..

It's no wonder even you labeled yourself a "pea brain".. ;D ;D ;D:

(https://i.imgur.com/XNIMHAT.png)


YOUR WORDS, NOT MINE
Title: Re: why would you BANK with JP MORGAN CHASE ??? i'm confuse as hell
Post by: hmgROCK on December 09, 2022, 10:10:58 AM
this is how you do comparison, boss
apple to apple
saving to saving
checking to checking



Thats not even how you do comparison at all boss

SAVING ACCOUNT

Marcus goldman sach:                  3%
Jp morgan chase:                    0.01%


This is how you do comparison big boss
I thought you were smart and have a college degree ???
Title: Re: why would you BANK with JP MORGAN CHASE ??? i'm confuse as hell
Post by: theking on December 09, 2022, 02:14:50 PM
Now show checking vs checking ("APPLE VS APPLE") accounts since I have a checking account and you've been using it to validate your invalid point..when compared to your fake bank, "marcus"...


Watch as THAT GUY tuck and run... ;D
Title: Re: why would you BANK with JP MORGAN CHASE ??? i'm confuse as hell
Post by: hmgROCK on December 09, 2022, 02:33:11 PM
OG hmong boomer

Lol

Don’t even know you supposed to get interest
When you lend your money out
(FYI your store money in the bank get lend out)

 ;D ;D

JP MORGAN CHASE SCREWING YOUR BUTTHOLE
AND YOU LOVE IT

 O0 O0
Title: Re: why would you BANK with JP MORGAN CHASE ??? i'm confuse as hell
Post by: theking on December 09, 2022, 05:48:02 PM
See TOLD YA, nothing!

THAT "BUTTHOLE" has been harping about my checking account for a long time even though he doesn't even have a bank account mainly because he's "hella jealous" (per the neutral PH members) but when he's challenged to do an "APPLE VS APPLE" comparison, he lays an egg... :idiot2:  ;D
Title: Re: why would you BANK with JP MORGAN CHASE ??? i'm confuse as hell
Post by: hmgROCK on December 09, 2022, 10:24:39 PM
You don’t need interest money
But eat dead rotten carp???

<<<< my face… makes zero sense

Use that interest money to buy fresh fish
Title: Re: why would you BANK with JP MORGAN CHASE ??? i'm confuse as hell
Post by: theking on December 09, 2022, 10:39:11 PM
See TOLD YA, nothing!

THAT "BUTTHOLE" has been harping about my checking account for a long time even though he doesn't even have a bank account mainly because he's "hella jealous" (per the neutral PH members) but when he's challenged to do an "APPLE VS APPLE" comparison, he lays an egg... :idiot2:  ;D


THEREFORE:

yeah i just make that stuff up

Just lied, dude


BECAUSE:


...all I hear is, "I'm jealous."
dang...somebody is salty
damn bro u hella jealous. that's embarassing man yo..