A shout-out to my future spouse

[fuglyhottie]

thanks npwb.

i wouldn't know what ur MT from the future looks like...bc this girl here was obviously from the past....all photos r! LOL (tee hee hee ...cas niam txawj hais lus qab zib ua luaj na yom?)



but i second my sis HD...more letters since u've neglected MT these few months.

Dear Luvlylisa,

Your quite a diamond in the rough
But seem also kinda tough.
I like 'em thick
But you may be too quick
 

[fuglyhottie]

You're annoying. Big Ego, big head, jerky material= Asshole= MAJOR TURN OFF NO MATTER HOW "Good" you look.

I actually like you a lot Dew 
but wow---if you think I'm annoying, big ego, big head, a jerky material a-hole...no matter how good looking I am....why do you follow my threads or my comments? 

You know, this is just a make-believe dedication post if it makes you feel better.

[luvlylisa]

fh...well, i LUV how u roll...so i'm game!

npwb, u wanna battle...i'm down...here goes.

tus me nus npwb, i mean npis
how sweet, koj sau ib qho poem no--wow, 4 me?
but really here is where u've been leavin letters 4 ur wifey
the girl from the future, 2013 is when u'll b ready to meet
that is hopefully....i f it is meant 2 b
will she have long ebony hair, chubby cheeks n DDs like me?
thick all around, take dorky pics, always laughing 2 burn off the pounds?
i guess that's 4 u 2 wait n c
but all i know is boy, ain't no 1 like me!
i'm rough n tough no lie n that
but trust me mister, curves plus humor--heck, i'll squash 'em skinny barbies flat--plah dat!
to most i'm not the usual gem--i lack luster
but to a few i'm the real deal, the best friend n i can rhyme like busta!
had? u think i'm 2 quick
boy, what u want--a slow poke? a blonde b|tch to do what? just stare @ ur d|ck?
now don't get me wrong--kuv tsis yog cem lo ntuas koj
kuv kuj tsis zoo npaum li cas ua li kuv niam hais "tsuas nyob thiab noj"-urgh yeah, i'm niag pog rog
i luv 2 eat n make sweet treats n funny dorks make me weak n the knees
i'm still writing out my life here n this lil midwestern city
but what bout u npis--what is it that u want?
is it there n good old tennessee?
i guess come 2013 PH will come 2 c
if all these luv letters from mister fuglyhottie
was all that he hoped it would turn out 2 b
again, best of luck w u n ur MT--ur wifey 2 b!

[fuglyhottie]

Oh geeze, I can't top this Lisa---but appaude, applaude 

Dang you got a filthy mouf! I like it 

fh...well, i LUV how u roll...so i'm game!

npwb, u wanna battle...i'm down...here goes.

tus me nus npwb, i mean npis
how sweet, koj sau ib qho poem no--wow, 4 me?
but really here is where u've been leavin letters 4 ur wifey
the girl from the future, 2013 is when u'll b ready to meet
that is hopefully....i f it is meant 2 b
will she have long ebony hair, chubby cheeks n DDs like me?
thick all around, take dorky pics, always laughing 2 burn off the pounds?
i guess that's 4 u 2 wait n c
but all i know is boy, ain't no 1 like me!
i'm rough n tough no lie n that
but trust me mister, curves plus humor--heck, i'll squash 'em skinny barbies flat--plah dat!
to most i'm not the usual gem--i lack luster
but to a few i'm the real deal, the best friend n i can rhyme like busta!
had? u think i'm 2 quick
boy, what u want--a slow poke? a blonde b|tch to do what? just stare @ ur d|ck?
now don't get me wrong--kuv tsis yog cem lo ntuas koj
kuv kuj tsis zoo npaum li cas ua li kuv niam hais "tsuas nyob thiab noj"-urgh yeah, i'm niag pog rog
i luv 2 eat n make sweet treats n funny dorks make me weak n the knees
i'm still writing out my life here n this lil midwestern city
but what bout u npis--what is it that u want?
is it there n good old tennessee?
i guess come 2013 PH will come 2 c
if all these luv letters from mister fuglyhottie
was all that he hoped it would turn out 2 b
again, best of luck w u n ur MT--ur wifey 2 b!

[luvlylisa]

Oh geeze, I can't top this Lisa---but appaude, applaude 

Dang you got a filthy mouf! I like it 

yeah thanks...my mouf..yeah it's kinda dirty.

aww...u got me warmed up kid n now u back out
the applaudes r nice but now ur just makin me pout
i was ready 4 round 2 mang...
but i guess it's ok i not need 2 b heev heev
ib tsam koj tsis nyiam kuv lawm, tsis hlub kuv ob lub me qhov muag
sau li nod rau koj xwb mam sib ntsib dua lwm zaus, lod mog.    

[luvlylisa]

now now ya'll....play nice please. 

[fuglyhottie]

Riiiight.  But you're a frothing b!tch all the time.  

*edited*

But I'm sure you're quite pleasant in real life.    

*turning to fugly*

Yo, how's the courtship thing going for you here?  

why such remarks, you don't like the ever so cute and young HunnayDew? 

BLAH! the courtship is all in my mind only 

[fuglyhottie]

She hasn't paid rent, much less, a mortgage yet.  No real world exposure yet...maybe never. 

   Better make sure her FICO score is acceptable after all these years.   

No wonder HD hates ur ass  That's not nice 

[luvlylisa]

fh..we'll leave u n ur "courting" thread alone....seems we r disturbin u...hijackin ur thread.

[luvlylisa]

I was. 

ok...well, i'm sure it didn't phase her anyway. oh well.

[luvlylisa]

  no updates eh? 

[fuglyhottie]

hi Lise---how you been? I apologize if I've not updated much because the truth is I think I found her already? She's in my Microbial Genetics Lab. We've been going on a lot of dates so that's why I haven't been on in here to tell her how I really feel and just been her lab partner crushing on her from afar.

Things are fine though...I think I will ask her out at the end of the semester.

[luvlylisa]

hi Lise---how you been? I apologize if I've not updated much because the truth is I think I found her already? She's in my Microbial Genetics Lab. We've been going on a lot of dates so that's why I haven't been on in here to tell her how I really feel and just been her lab partner crushing on her from afar.

Things are fine though...I think I will ask her out at the end of the semester.

Uhmm.... great to hear that u've found her dear....but if u've been bz going on dates with her then y crush from afar...only to ask her out at the end of the semester?

is it me....or ur story not making sense? 

anywho...good to hear ur doing well--I think/assume.   

[fuglyhottie]

Uhmm.... great to hear that u've found her dear....but if u've been bz going on dates with her then y crush from afar...only to ask her out at the end of the semester?

is it me....or ur story not making sense? 

anywho...good to hear ur doing well--I think/assume.   

It's just you Lise, because my story makes perfect sense to me. 

[luvlylisa]

It's just you Lise, because my story makes perfect sense to me. 

ua li mas...u know ur reality better than i, right? nrog koj zoo siab ma. keep up ur studies then.