YAMDCWK (Yet Another Morning Drive Conversion With Kids)
daughter: mom... i know what my plan b is now.
me: what?
daughter: if all else fails... i can just become a Phone Entertainer.
me: what's that?
daughter: phone sex operator.
me: really?
daughter: did you know they make 2K a week?
me: where did you get this information from?
daughter: last night's episode of Family Guy... made me curious about that profession so i researched it.