Two drunk friends, ProudLao and Tai Lau, are walking along. ProudLao says to Tai Lau, "What a beautiful night, look at the moon." Tai Lau stops and looks at ProudLao. "You're wrong, that's not the moon, that's the sun." They began to argue when they come upon another drunk, VillainousHero
. They asked, "Sir, could you please help settle our argument? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that's shining. Is it the moon or the sun?" VillainousHero looked at the sky and said, "Sorry, I don't live around here."