The Not so private Diary of JonniJacco

[JonniJacko]

 so many souls have left their body already..............

[JonniJacko]

Kid sitting my two youngest nephews the other day got me thinking deep. They're so full of life, so talkative, so humorous at such a young age, and of course the cutest kids int he world...hahah

Well, I thought later on as they left...

"some day, when the become men, that happiness might fade a little if not a lot, some day, the young man int hem that thought they knew it all will probably be broken down and force to rebuild into stronger, better, wiser men."

I thought to myself....I can't just be the "cool" uncle. I need to be the Uncle who is a real man....haha I shouldn't always spoiled them, let them on ipads, and youtube all day long..LOL no sodas and no junk food.

Told my sister, it's the only way I keep them under control...LOL Hence, she only asked me to watch the boys as a last option.

[JonniJacko]

I'm thinking about getting into biking. Never knew my city is this beautiful....A t least from above...and during this time of the year. haha I only knew of the infamous parts of the city..LOL


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvcfubXRu0c

[JonniJacko]

A old grumpy man name Ashiwan was working with me. He is one of those old school Indian guys who basically lacks basic human to human etiquette. Always raising his voice,  always have something to complain about....

Myra, a young lady saw the way Ashiwan treated me. She asked if I would like her to get a Supervisor to talk to him about basic respect. I said, thanks, its okay...I'm fine. I"m not scare of him, I'm not scare of anyone or anything actually....Sh e laughed a little and then jokes, Oh you're a sneaky one, you act soft, but bites when they are off guard...I said, I only hope I don't ever have to, but those that I've bitten, they're never the same again....I gave her a smirk. She smile a little with disgust because maybe I sounded arrogant there for second, but then I said thank you for noticing, I aprreciate you.

Well 10 minutes later, Ashiwan yells out to me "I'm running out of work!"....I gave him the hand gesture "leave me alone" then I yelled back, "keep working, you're not completely out of work so stop the pettiness!" ....I  notice Myra  saw what happened...She look stunned but then she turn away and with a smile.

Luise was right behind me and I didn't noticed him, but he was like " dude, leave the old man alone, let him sly, we all know how he is"....

I said to Luis in a almost whisper tone..."you see grasshopper, last time you asked me about girls, this is what I meant....Women only respect men with balls, they might care about men with gentle and kind soul, but a woman cannot resist a  man with his balls swinging"

We both laugh, and Luis said, "that's if you want bad women".....I sigh...and said you might have a point...but how many good women turned bad because of a man with his balls swinging...LOL

[JonniJacko]

I was at the Asian store getting some instant pho. Got to cash registrar, saw one of those fruit rolls and know how much my little nephew loves them. So I grabbed one. The clerk rang up my stuffs, and as I turn to walk away a little girl was right in my way. I was like whoaa, where you came from..then I knew, I gave her the fruit roll....Her mom yelled at her, and I said its okay. It's okay if she can have it yeah? The mom said, oh no, please don't, take it back.

So I did, but I said to the the little girl, grab one from the shelf...And So I paid for it plus her mother's groceries...Ev eryone clapped and all the women who saw it, including the cashier all cried...okay j.k.

I don't want to show off how nice I amn....I'm just sharing my day...I'm actually a total jackass according to many...or at least that is what they say is their first impression of me....LMAO

[JonniJacko]

I haven't seen her in months. She came in today and said "hi, good morning". I said good morning back. But in my mind I was thinking, hmmm she said good morning like we knew each other. I didn't think much but that maybe she's just those type of people who are very friendly in nature. A hour goes by as I was refilling her station with work to be process, she said "everything's so different now, so many new faces" I said yeah, you know how it is around here, one goes and another comes. Then she went on to tell me she was on a medical leave for 8 months due to cancer and it was her first week back. I express my empathy, then it hit me. I remember her now. The lady who always asks questions she already know the answer to. hahaha So she has bleached hair now, or perhaps it was just her hair turned silver. But her voice, accent it all came back. So I said, no wonder I haven't seen you for these past months. She then goes on "I know, everyone told me the same, they were wondering about me"

For one reason or another, maybe it was due to work fatigue, or just naturally a very honest person...LOL I said "honestly, I totally forgotten about you until a moment ago" I saw the slight shift in her demeanor, not what she wanted to hear...LOL Good thing I caught it because I was just about to joke "you're the lady that asked questions she already knows the answer to"...But I kind of played it off by following with "do your friends know you're back?"...She said "yeah, they all kept in touch and visited me at the hospital"....

I drove home thinking...It's not always a bad thing to give people rather mean nicknames or tagging them with some kind of identification ...hahaha so to the lady who always stops others to asked them a question she already knows the answer to- I hope you a full recovery....ha ha

[JonniJacko]

Samuel is one of those really Asian, Asian dudes. You know, the kind of Asians who walks, then punches a tree branch, or does a roundhouse kick to a tree trunk, or a pole...

Well one day, Samuel was next to me, and I was on the lap top, trying to figure where I can assigned him to. Next thing I know Samuel started doing some kind of Ninja sign, where he had both sets of his fingers intercrossing and then close his eyes.

I said, "Samuel, quit being so Asian dude, damn man"...He ignored me and continue....Bu t what I didn't know was someone overheard me saying that and I was later call into the office....

Conversation ended quick after I showed them, my Last name is Chung, not Chavez.....No way yall going to terminate me for racist remark on my own...LOL The Hr person said, nah fuke it, my people use the N word around here all the dang time....LOL

[JonniJacko]

I normally don't give co-workers rides to or from work. But I saw Taylor walking home, in 100 plus degrees. I only see him maybe once a week, if at all, so I stopped and told him to hopped in. This is probably the 4th or 5th time I gave him a ride home...haha... He took off his shirt, wipe his forehead and arms with it, put it in his bag and was he happy. Taylor is a bubbly guy so his energy is always nice to have around.

While driving him home, out of of nowhere, he went on a rant. "All my work buddies are fake as fuke man, I asked everyone of them for a ride home, and everyone of em has some fake ass lying excuse?"
I said..."well, have they ever given you a ride home before"...he said "yeah, once or twice, Jeremy once or twice.. Angelo, just once. You, several so far"....I said, did you ever offer them any gas money?

He look at me akwardly and said "man, dropped me off right here if you're expecting gas money"...hahaha I said " 5th time volunteering, without you ever asking, giving you a ride home and you think I'm expecting gas money?" hahaha I then said "for most people you still got to offer, even if someone doesn't expect any or you never asked for a ride"....I laughed a little just so he knows I"m not completely seruious..

As we near his home, I said, hey listen, I don't stopped for everyone, I stopped for you because I know you'd asked all your friends- but really its because you never take my kindness for weakness. He then gave me a dollar and said it was for gas...We both laughed, and he said, I know what you mean. I feel it man."

I know Taylor, he comes from a broken home. Most of his paycheck probably goes towards helping his parents out, and taking care of his young siblings. I know he do the same for me if I was in his shoes.

[JonniJacko]

Sawv daws laus tas lawm lauj..cov nyob ua neej zoo los muaj, cov txom nyem los muaj, cov mus lawm ntsiag tog los muaj lauj....Ib dab neej lawm tiag tiag lauj........

I have never worried or thought about my second half of life so much...haha So to all my people out there, I will be gone for a while. I gone on a few soul searching missions before, but this time I'm not coming back until I find it...hahah

[Believe_N_Me]

Wishing you lots of luck in finding your ride or die partner. 

[JonniJacko]

Wishing you lots of luck in finding your ride or die partner. 

How can I, when I can't even find myself....LOL Thank you though. would be nice, but at this point, I have to save myself. I've been saving others all my life, it's time to choose myself now...LOL

[JonniJacko]

A uncle called me and asked me for a big favor: Go feed his chickens as he was dealing with some very personal issues. I was like okay, not a problem- I'm running errands and I will be in the area anyway. Not really, but anything in town is in the area when it comes to people that matters. haha

I got to his plot of land, opened the gate, pulled in. I got out of the car and noticed how eerily quiet it was. No crowing, no cacklings and no cucklings. No baby chicks chirping. I walked inside the coop, thinking negatively and thinking to myself "no way, did someone stole all his chickens"...I look more closely and I see hens cuddling their chicks tightly, hidden under boards and roosts. I see roosters lying flat, head down. I thought, I've seen chickens run or hide for cover before when a predator is in the air, or inside the coop. But never anything so intense like this. One of his roosters finally got up, jump on the roost, flaps his wings loudly and then crow. Then his coop, came back to life again, all the chickens felt safe..But by then it was already almost dark and I rushed to fill up the feeders and waterers..

As I was ready to leave, I stood next to the water hose. But something stranged happened. It started to moved on its own, a little...I got cold, felt a chill, somewhat numb. I'm not touching it, I'm not stepping on it, I can see fine. I grabbed hold of the host, yank it up and down, left and right. I took out my pistol and fired two shots to the ground. Next thing I know, I just heard a lot of rustling through the bushes and piles of leaves. Branches breaking along the way. (okay just kidding there)

But I grabbed the hose, and said "You don't scare me, I am chosen and protected"...hahaha

I'll tell the uncle when its appropriate, but for now, I just hope he don't asked me again for the favor, or maybe the ones he asked before me already freaked out and said no, that's why he asked me this time...LOL

I called him and said,his chickens should be good until Sunday...LOL

[JonniJacko]

A random stranger asked me, if I believed in God, or if I have a faith. He proceeds to tell me he is collecting donations for recovering addicts, him being one himself. He had all these funky looking fliers, with mispelled words and black and white color..LOL

At first he sounded genuine, but as soon as I looked him into the eyes, I saw a very dark and hungry soul. And So I said to him "I only believe in good and evil, cause and effect, and that everyone has their own God and that makes up the Universe." As I walk away, I said, here's a few bucks, get yourself something to eat, and donate the rest...haha That was just me politely telling him, I know youre lying but I know you need the money desperately too...so....ha haha

When I got out of the grocery store, He was gone, and another shopper stopped me and said " I heard what you said to that con artist, that was legit badass".....I said, hopefully he spent that money on his last blunt and changed for good...and he said "Its a good chance, that was genius thinking man- even got me thinking to be honest about my faith"....Hahaha Then he said "I wouldn't be surprise though if he walked over to grocery store across the street and continue what he was here"...and I said "now, that's realistic thinking"...we both chuckled and went our ways.